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| >People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.  |   | 
| >Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.  |   | 
| >Only the mediocre are always at their best  |   | 
| >The difference between stupidity and genious is that genious has its limits  |   | 
| >I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.  |   | 
| >Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.  |   | 
| >If you haven't got the time to do it right, when will you find the time to do it over?  |   | 
| >If you fool around with anything long enough, you will eventually screw it up.  |   | 
| >Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.  |   | 
| >Older people shouldn't eat healthy food, they need all the preservatives they can get.  |   | 
| >If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.  |   | 
| >I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.  |   | 
| >Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.  |   | 
| >War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.  |   | 
| >Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way.  Wisdom is looking both directions anyway.  |   | 
| >The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.  |   | 
| >Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.  |   | 
| >The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.  |   | 
| >Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.  |   | 
| >It matters not whether the cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice.  |   | 
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