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>Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.  
>The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.  
>The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.  
>When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps.  
>You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.  
>A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.  
>The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.  
>A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.  
>Did you hear about the guy who deleted all the German names from his phone so that it would be Hans free?  
>Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.  
>I heard you sent your photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.  
>War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.  
>Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.  
>If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.  
>Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.   
>Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.  
>God must love stupid people. He made SO many.  
>Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.  
>He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.  
>Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.  
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