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| >People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. |  | 
| >Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. |  | 
| >Only the mediocre are always at their best |  | 
| >The difference between stupidity and genious is that genious has its limits |  | 
| >I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. |  | 
| >Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. |  | 
| >If you haven't got the time to do it right, when will you find the time to do it over? |  | 
| >If you fool around with anything long enough, you will eventually screw it up. |  | 
| >Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. |  | 
| >Older people shouldn't eat healthy food, they need all the preservatives they can get. |  | 
| >If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. |  | 
| >I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. |  | 
| >Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. |  | 
| >War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. |  | 
| >Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way.  Wisdom is looking both directions anyway. |  | 
| >The shortest distance between two points is always under construction. |  | 
| >Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. |  | 
| >The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |  | 
| >Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. |  | 
| >It matters not whether the cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. |  | 
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