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| >Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others, whenever they go. | ||
| >If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child. | ||
| >Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. | ||
| >Déjà Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends. | ||
| >The Miss Universe pageant is rigged. All the winners are from Earth. | ||
| >Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters! | ||
| >Why can't you hear a pterodactyl on the toilet? | ||
| >How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. | ||
| >A fisherman was trying to learn the alphabet and got lost at C. | ||
| >What do you call a plane that's about to crash? An "Error Plane". | ||
| >If black boxes survive air crashes, why don't they make the whole plane from that stuff? | ||
| >Taking off is optional .... landing is mandatory. | ||
| >A smile is the universal welcome. | ||
| >A line is a dot that went for a walk. | ||
| >The best vision is insight. | ||
| >If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. | ||
| >Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. | ||
| >Reality continues to ruin my life. | ||
| >Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. | ||
| >I don't need you to remind me of my age - my bladder does that | ||
