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>Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. | |
>The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. | |
>The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails. | |
>When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. | |
>You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. | |
>A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool. | |
>The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget. | |
>A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. | |
>Did you hear about the guy who deleted all the German names from his phone so that it would be Hans free? | |
>Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. | |
>I heard you sent your photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely. | |
>War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. | |
>Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. | |
>If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. | |
>Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. | |
>Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. | |
>God must love stupid people. He made SO many. | |
>Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. | |
>He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. | |
>Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. | |
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