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>A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain 
>It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. Murphy 
>When in doubt, mumble. Murphy 
>If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. Murphy 
>Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. Murphy 
>Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference. Murphy 
>Mother nature is a bitch. Murphy 
>If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Murphy 
>When all else fails, read the instructions. Murphy 
>There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over. Murphy 
>If you fool around with anything long enough, you will screw it up. Murphy 
>Every solution breeds new problems. Murphy 
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