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>A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Mark Twain

>It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Murphy

>When in doubt, mumble.

Murphy

>If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Murphy

>Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Murphy

>Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Murphy

>Mother nature is a bitch.

Murphy

>If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Murphy

>When all else fails, read the instructions.

Murphy

>There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.

Murphy

>If you fool around with anything long enough, you will screw it up.

Murphy

>Every solution breeds new problems.

Murphy

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