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>A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg. | 1 Marriage Counsellor |
>Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. | Aaron Levenstein |
>A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. | Bird Brain |
>Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony. | Dee Vorced |
>The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. | George W. Bush |
>If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. | George W. Bush |
>The future will be better tomorrow. | George W. Bush |
>A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. | George W. Bush |
>It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. | George W. Bush |
>A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. | Groucho Marx |
>There's no I in TEAM, but there is ME, if you jumble the letters. | House |
>Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. | Isadora Duncan |
>The seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. | Kids |
>The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. | Kids |
>A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. | Mark Twain |
>It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. | Murphy |
>When in doubt, mumble. | Murphy |
>If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. | Murphy |
>Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. | Murphy |
>Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference. | Murphy |
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